The Elvis part of the domain
That's simply my name. You are free to speak jokes out loud, now. I cannot hear you.
The Guru part of the domain
It is a label I have been given as a joke a long time ago. It seems I put philosophy into code, I use too many analogies and I always sound like I know everything. I don't know everything, but sure as hell I got an opinion for anything you want to talk about.
Also I'm old, and I have seen a ludicrous amount of bugs, many of which of my own making, so experience and confidence might sound like arrogance, sometimes. Other times it's just that I am a programmer, we are all arrogant and our hubris will kill us all.
Notes on this website
All acknowledgments for the tech used on this website are on the footer, some of which are only used in experimental mode: all blog posts sport a column with a switch to activate it, as it is OFF by default due to potentially disastrous consequences.
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What I know about you
Don't worry I'm not storing this stuff, it's a set of unreliable guesses and I couldn't care less about it, but to know more about your privacy and cookies and other delicacies, you are welcome to look at my privacy page.